13% chance the AI bubble bursts. https://t.co/c4lY8sBnYP

JUST IN: Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella calls for “deliberate pacing” of advanced AI to keep it aligned & under human control.

BREAKING: Clavicular storms the Church of Scientology in Los Angeles & is promptly removed from the premises.

JUST IN: Bernie Sanders reintroduces legislation to establish a 32-hour standard workweek with no loss in pay or benefits.

Starship Flight Test 14 forecast: https://t.co/MalvoG5LQf

JUST IN: SpaceX completes the 700th Falcon rocket mission in company history, launching 3 telecom satellites into orbit from Florida.

JUST IN: Iran is reportedly facing growing gasoline shortages, rising unemployment, & soaring inflation amid the U.S. “Operation Economic Outcast” campaign.

66% chance Anthropic’s IPO closes above $2 trillion. https://t.co/4YlmWUVE6k

JUST IN: Anthropic reportedly tells shareholders it will remain profitable for a second straight quarter, with gross margins above 80%.

JUST IN: Canada’s Carney to host more than 100 global investors overseeing $72+ trillion in assets this week, as he seeks to reduce Canada’s economic dependence on the U.S.

19% chance the U.S. enacts an AI safety bill this year. https://t.co/mzQRh7YoZT

JUST IN: AI safety pioneer Eliezer Yudkowsky declares there are “zero things more important” than bipartisan action to regulate AI.

BREAKING: King Charles III to convene leaders from Nvidia, Google, DeepMind, OpenAI, & Anthropic in Scotland this week amid growing calls to slow AI development. https://t.co/HrZfg0sfAr

JUST IN: Anthropic CEO Dario Amodei says “for too long the industry lied” about AI risks.

24% chance Iran & Oman reach a Hormuz agreement this month. https://t.co/QMlSKNd2Hz

JUST IN: Oman postpones a planned meeting between Iran & Gulf nations on creating a temporary shipping lane through the Strait of Hormuz.

2% chance Clavicular dates AOC. https://t.co/Z8G6LV3hBg

JUST IN: Clavicular reveals he is setting out on “a divine path,” seeking to move beyond looksmaxxing content & make a real impact in the world.

JUST IN: NATO scrambles a fighter jet over Lithuania after a suspected drone sighting, but authorities later determine it was a flock of birds.

BREAKING: Solana projected to reclaim $120 by end of year — 54% chance. https://t.co/CEehXUR5KI